(via lunchbreak)
Amen.
poster!
January 20 and 21 at Radio City Music Hall. I will be singing along.
-Blanche
Touches You / Mika
Come on now, what’s a boy s’posed to do
When I can’t seem to leave you alone
Touching me, touching youTonight I danced down the middle of the street in Brooklyn on my way home from the subway while listening to this song. I think Mika could very well be the new, less scandalized George Michael.
Gloria: Seriously, did they get together that morning to decide on a theme?
Blanche: And was that theme ‘Corky Romano Goes To Church’?
Gloria: The thing about it is they cut away after the kiss. Right? We don’t know that any coitus took place, though I certainly think it was implied.
Blanche: I sorta agree with this comment…’it wasn’t rape but it wasn’t nice.’ Fuckin’ Pete. And poor Trudy. She thought she married this upstanding ad man with a bright future. When really he’s a psychopath. All the woman on this show are married to either psychopaths or gays. I’ll take the gay.
Gloria: Right? Wouldn’t you rather be hanging out with Bryan Batt than getting raped?
Blanche: We’d dance together in PJs.
One of us went to an Ivy League School.
Gloria: God, Kris Allen has been in so many weddings!
Blanche: That's a segway...segue? How do you spell that word? The one that's not a vehicle?
Gloria: Segue.
Blanche: Score I was right the second time! That's like a hole in one for me.
(via fuckyeahglambert)
From the mouths of babes
Blanche: you know the other day
i was having a beer
and then i decided to take a shower
and i was drinking my beer
in the shower
that was new
Gloria: LOL
who are you? Kevin James?
[KEVIN JAMES! Hold for laughs … THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!]
Gloria: Mackenzie Phillips? Can we discuss?
Blanche: c’mon, who didn’t see that coming?
Gloria: I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. NOT THAT SPECIFICALLY.
Blanche: She is so fucked up. Her dad was so fucked up. I seem to recall actually shrugging when I heard the news.
Gloria: When did you hear the news, 1979?
Blanche: 1981, but you know me, I knew nothing back then.
Gloria: Well, I think we can safely cut to Miley Cyrus in 30 years. And then me “actually shrugging.”
Blanche: That is a safe cut.
