The DON’T FORGET video…seriously where to begin. I can’t even form real paragraphs so I’ll just liveblog this jewel.
The first five seconds are so intense that I think you could actually remember things just by watching them. About to leave the house but think you’ve forgotten something? Just watch the first five seconds of this video. Demi will rip out your brain, stare at it with those coal rimmed eyes, and oh right your keys are still on your desk. Thanks Demi. My hero.
1:15 Amazing. You think she’s done effing the camera. You’d be wrong.
1:42…It’s a petrol station…it’s a fairground…and it’s all Demi’s.
2:22….I’m sorry what? Can you see any of the other Disney stars getting away with this? But this is the Princess of Fierce and if she wants to pretend to play the guitar while getting soaked in the Bellagio Fountains surrounded by three Gideon Yagos also fake playing the guitar…she will.
2:50 Same thing only slower
3:03 The band’s end stance is so epic the whole thing needs a sequel.
3:20 Music box piano, how I’ve missed you. God I love stupid pop music.
3:29 An actual whispered spoken outerlude. Who does that anymore? It’s like Pat Benatar just came rushing back into relevance. And who doesn’t want that?
