Blanche & Gloria in America

A Gay Fantasia on YouTube Themes

Gloria: The thing about it is they cut away after the kiss. Right? We don’t know that any coitus took place, though I certainly think it was implied.
Blanche: I sorta agree with this comment…’it wasn’t rape but it wasn’t nice.’ Fuckin’ Pete. And poor Trudy. She thought she married this upstanding ad man with a bright future. When really he’s a psychopath. All the woman on this show are married to either psychopaths or gays. I’ll take the gay.
Gloria: Right? Wouldn’t you rather be hanging out with Bryan Batt than getting raped?
Blanche: We’d dance together in PJs.

Gloria: The thing about it is they cut away after the kiss. Right? We don’t know that any coitus took place, though I certainly think it was implied.

Blanche: I sorta agree with this comment…’it wasn’t rape but it wasn’t nice.’ Fuckin’ Pete. And poor Trudy. She thought she married this upstanding ad man with a bright future. When really he’s a psychopath. All the woman on this show are married to either psychopaths or gays. I’ll take the gay.

Gloria: Right? Wouldn’t you rather be hanging out with Bryan Batt than getting raped?

Blanche: We’d dance together in PJs.

Gloria: What is with the Disney logo? Makes it look like a ride.
Blanche: And srsly poor choice of font. What is this, a menu for Gray’s Papaya?

Gloria: What is with the Disney logo? Makes it look like a ride.

Blanche: And srsly poor choice of font. What is this, a menu for Gray’s Papaya?

Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird’s butt.
-Blanche

Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird’s butt.

-Blanche