Blanche & Gloria in America

A Gay Fantasia on YouTube Themes

Blanche: Hey Gloria.

Gloria: Yes Blanche.

Blanche: I can’t believe we have not discussed Tyce Diorio. Send in the Clowns.

Gloria: Sigh. Tasty Oreo, you do not disappoint.

Blanche: Talk about a literal interpretation. I can’t imagine what he would have done with Jerry Likes My Corn. It would have been like dancing ears of corn.

Gloria: He’s such an idiot. And I can’t get enough.

JOEY LUFT SIGHTING

This is what we call a GAME CHANGER. I don’t care what anyone says.

-Blanche

Blanche: OMG can we talk about how every network is covering the obama speech EXCEPT fox who was basically like fuck you white house we gone DANCIN